This posting is dedicated to EON Bank on behalf of Big Mama. The bank site , “contact us” is currently  conveniently displaying ” site url not avail”, when you hit the “submit” button. Yup, all big mama wanted was to submit a complain and the blardy site wont let her. Since, Big Mama wants to get it out her chest, or me risk listening to her mumbling all night I decided to dedicate this posting to Mr.Eon Bank.

Ermm..Mr.Hong Leong, you might as well read this posting since you had already acquired this “unwanted” child.

Here goes the rant (which is supposed to be sent to the bank via contact us page),

“I had been trying to cancel my credit card back 6 months ago and each time i made calls, no one pick up. I gave up calling to cancel, until i found out my loan application was in pending mode and upon a print out using CRISS, i realized, this was due to the amount owed to Eon Bank. I had not used the card since applying and had been trying to cancel it for so many times and each time, no one pick up the call.

I called up last Thursday (30th June) at 9.30am to cancel but the operator told me the system was down and will return my call which she conveniently forget to do so. Calld back again at 5.00 pm, and was told the system is up but could no longer access my account and was asked to contact collection dept. Called collection dept, and was told to call back during normal working hours. Heck this is not a GOTCHA call.

Called back general line and finally a Mr.Tan passed the line to Vijaya (03 26948699) who promised to file the message to so call “management” on my case and swear to GOD ALMIGHTY to return my call the following day. Either EON bank employees’ are suffering from Alzheimer cum Parkinson or simply demotivated due to the current acquiring exercise, i dont care which,till today, Mr.Vijaya an obviously a demotivated banker failed to reply my call.  Heck, he could be even tendering his resignation this very moment to join your competitor bank.

I am tired of calling your customer service line which is either “on virtual leave” or gives empty promises with robotic type of answer.  EON Bank must be a very SAD, SAD place to work. Obviously, you are paying peanuts to mr.Tan and Vijaya here.These are disgruntle employees who are marginalized and must have slaved for bank for average 16 hours per day. Poor sods.

Change your bank tag line ” we focus on torturing you by ignoring you. ” Dont believe me, take a look at this small screen that is avail for me to type my complaint. Yup, darn small rite. (you need to go to the site to see. I nearly go blind trying to type this complaint letter)
To hong leong management, if you have budget, send this ex EON bank staff for customer service training.  If you ask my half baked economist husband, this is one lousy acquisition exercise. Are you sure you want to acquire a bank that takes “EON” to serve customer.If you dont know what EON means, look it up at www.dictionary.com , its free by the way. Ya, the ATM still shows ” Sorry, ATM no Money” . This is one KNS Bank.

and to prove my point, I bet my 1 cent coin that this complaint email will not be answered at all.      is it so difficult to return one blardy call? EON bank owed millions to TM?

ya, even this complain cannot be delivered online. ” the url does not exist”. brilliant….

Big Mama

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This must be the the most crappiest idea ever mooted by a moronic woman who think by giving better sex to the husband can actually prevent the man from straying away. “Aunty”, which planet are you from? I do wonder what sex tips are you giving away to these obedient wife clubs to keep the man happy? Bondage? Kamasutra Tantric sex? Not sure those are inline with your holier than holy muslim values. Opps…Kamasutra is an Indian sex guide, not HALAL!

Here is the sex guru expert.

So, this so call Dr. Rohaya who is supposed to be a sex guru will be dishing out her sex-experience how to fulfill every husband sexual fantasy so they become literally under the spell of their wife sexual charms. Wow.

Ok.. Must give credit to her. After all that could probably shed some light how she obtain her doctorate! Heck, i didnt even knew there’s even a PHd on sexology.

Then again, if you were to ask my obnoxious opinions, how can someone dress like her can claim to be a sex guru? Ermm..I am not sure I will jerk myself off by just looking at her picture. I cant even get a stiffie looking at her.

I admit some men like woman with glass on, but with head carves and all? She doesn’t even have a blow job lips for goodness sake! perhaps, maybe perhaps she pierce her nipples…just perhaps…heck, look at those covered up Saudi woman.

Ok..enough of bullshit! I say let me provide this poor lady several sexual tips that could save her marriage or sex life firstly. Again, maybe perhaps bonking a PHd holder gives certain man a real hard on. savvy?

I am not going to bash her like all the other blogs do. I am going to help her

Here are several sex tips for Dr.Rohaya and her members in Obedient Wife Club. After all, I am the man who is known in another blog-sphere for simply being a “Guru” in woman’s affairs. Click like to share and read more.

Big Papa